How NOT to have children

A guide from the other side...

When you hit 45, as I did a few days ago, a few things become more certain in your life. The first is that you will start looking eerily like one of your parents. I don’t know why this is, but it is true. You will catch sight of yourself in a department store mirror one day and your mother’s face will suddenly loom out from beneath your own like the Tur…